REAL WINGS FANS:

Hey! What's all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?

BANDWAGONERS:

What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We're down 3-1 in the series. There's nothing to fight for anymore. Let it go. War's over, man. The Preds dropped the big one.

REAL WINGS FANS:

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when we were down 3-0 against the Sharks last year? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

REAL WINGS FANS:

What the fuck happened to the Red Wings fans I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest series of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we all know that Lidstrom played his last game at the JLA last night." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Weber, he's a dead man! Rinne, dead! Klein...

REAL WINGS FANS:

Dead! You know I'm right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these Nashville bastards. LET'S DO IT.