copperbooom:
5/23/13 ~ Gordie Howe congratulates Jimmy Howard after a Game 4 win [x]
everythingcanadian:
somedumbindiething:
eugeneroe:
chucklerjuergens:
chucklerjuergens:
am i allowed to just pour vodka over my ice cream or is that socially unacceptable
Why the fuck are you people reblogging this and not answering the question though
let me tell you a little something about lemon ice cream and jack daniel’s
(yes)
Vodka with any fruit Ice cream is good. Also depending on the vodka.
A good vanilla or chocolate goes with Baileys
The bolded. I must try it.
Hd
ladycontrarian:
teamputvedev:
RONALD REAGAN IS COVERED IN BABY GOATS
I REPEAT REAGAN IS COVERED IN TINY CUTE BABY GOATS
goats. GOATS.
Why has nobody presented this picture to me before?????
(via kiddiisohsoretro)
❝I got the perfect plan for this one because what you gotta do, if she likes being choked, you gotta kick it up a notch. Get it beyond choking. So here’s my plan. Get some tomato paste, get a freezie, and a wooden spoon. And then while you about to do it, when she wants to be choked, put the tomato paste right on her face, take the freezie and put it in her butt, and then smack her across the face with the spoon. She’ll never wanna be choked again. And if that doesn’t work take a celery stick and whack her in the nipples. FRESH THOUGH. Make it cold, too - it’s gotta be stingy! It’s strange but you’ll never wanna be choked again. HE’S MAKING THE POOP COME OUT OF HER - IT’S TIME. I mean, trust me! If there’s poop you get the TOMATO PASTE. AND A FREEZIE. AND A WOODEN SPOON. AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND YOU WHACK THAT BITCH. WHACK HER UPSIDE THE HEAD!❞
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
(via milanlucheck)
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
(via tyler-brosey)
